Comments on: laid off http://spotonli.com/2009/09/laid-off/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=laid-off Long Island's Celebrity Interview and Food Magazine Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:10:29 +0100 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Gilson http://spotonli.com/2009/09/laid-off/#comment-42 Gilson Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:59:27 +0000 http://spotonli.com/?p=790#comment-42 Now no one wants to be miserable do they? Thanks for sharing. Now no one wants to be miserable do they? Thanks for sharing.

]]> By: E. Joseph Nochin http://spotonli.com/2009/09/laid-off/#comment-41 E. Joseph Nochin Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:44:54 +0000 http://spotonli.com/?p=790#comment-41 Bonehead- You know when you're dating a girl who gets too comfortable in the relationship and packs on the additional weight of an Oompa Loompa? And you don't want to be the bad guy and bail on her, but you hope to the Big Man Upstairs, Mikey G on the second floor, that she gets tired of your lackluster foreplay and thinks she could do better? Yeah, you know that scenario... Well your industry reminds me of that girl. Sexy as hell when you first got involved, but overweight, annoying, needy, and totally not worth the aggravation. (and if your spouse is reading this, I DO understand that men get fat too, so you can reverse the roles) Be glad that she cut you loose, because you looked miserable when you were with her. Like a whipped puppy. A red headed stepchild. A guy who's name rhymes with Duece Smashnow. Yes, you've wasted 40+ years with her. And yes, the pool of new chicks is slim. But there's a girl out there who's perfect for you. And if you don't really feel like looking, there's nothing wrong with strapping a bra on your head and creating one on your computer. Enjoy the hunt. Because before you know it, you'll be with a new chick, and just as miserable as you were before. Bonehead-

You know when you're dating a girl who gets too comfortable in the relationship and packs on the additional weight of an Oompa Loompa? And you don't want to be the bad guy and bail on her, but you hope to the Big Man Upstairs, Mikey G on the second floor, that she gets tired of your lackluster foreplay and thinks she could do better? Yeah, you know that scenario...

Well your industry reminds me of that girl. Sexy as hell when you first got involved, but overweight, annoying, needy, and totally not worth the aggravation.

(and if your spouse is reading this, I DO understand that men get fat too, so you can reverse the roles)

Be glad that she cut you loose, because you looked miserable when you were with her. Like a whipped puppy. A red headed stepchild. A guy who's name rhymes with Duece Smashnow.

Yes, you've wasted 40+ years with her. And yes, the pool of new chicks is slim. But there's a girl out there who's perfect for you. And if you don't really feel like looking, there's nothing wrong with strapping a bra on your head and creating one on your computer.

Enjoy the hunt. Because before you know it, you'll be with a new chick, and just as miserable as you were before.

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